Michelle. 20. Pittsburgh. I read a lot. Like A LOT. I follow almost every fandom to some extent. I am shy and awkward. I have no clue what my sexual orientation is anymore, I just know that it ain't straight... but if you ask , I will try to describe it. And if you want to know anything else, all you have to do it ask.


 

grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(Source: jackasslantern)

saepphire:

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.

17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?

21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

shamelesslyunladylike:

the-fly-on-fire:

shamelesslyunladylike:

I usually don’t reblog this kinda stuff but I guess my followers need some problematic lesbian gazing today.

I am reblogging this because I have met so many girls afraid to work out in case they got “too muscular” even though htey actually wanted to work out

Men are so godfucking afraid of strong women that they created this myth that if you lift a dumbbell two and a half times you’ll suddenly turn into the Hulk. I’ve been lifting HEAVY 3x a week for months and I still look like a skinny little twig.I wish building muscle was as easy as they make it sound like. =p

shamelesslyunladylike:

the-fly-on-fire:

shamelesslyunladylike:

I usually don’t reblog this kinda stuff but I guess my followers need some problematic lesbian gazing today.

I am reblogging this because I have met so many girls afraid to work out in case they got “too muscular” even though htey actually wanted to work out

Men are so godfucking afraid of strong women that they created this myth that if you lift a dumbbell two and a half times you’ll suddenly turn into the Hulk. I’ve been lifting HEAVY 3x a week for months and I still look like a skinny little twig.

I wish building muscle was as easy as they make it sound like. =p

(Source: forfitnessmotivation)