Michelle. 20. Pittsburgh. I read a lot. Like A LOT. I follow almost every fandom to some extent. I am shy and awkward. I have no clue what my sexual orientation is anymore, I just know that it ain't straight... but if you ask , I will try to describe it. And if you want to know anything else, all you have to do it ask.


 

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

mishasminions:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

Me: that man is fucking gorgeous, hes such a babe

Boyfriend: (jealous) yeah..well..that chick has great tits

Me: yeah she fucking does, what a babe

Boyfriend: ..(remembers I like girls too)

grimpossum:

aplacethatdoesntknowmyname:

Captain Narcolepsy on a quest for some ‘snooze time’

Filed under: Actors who are secretly their characters

lightspeedsound:

all-the-fangirl-feels:

#remember how this movie took female stereotypes and crushed them into a million pieces

casual reminder that Elle Woods scored a 179 on the LSAT, which is one point shy of a perfect score.

Casual reminder that Whatshisface here had family connections and was a legacy and shit, whereas Elle Woods came out of nowhere.

casual reminder that Elle Woods actually had an amazing background in real life issues that people dismissed as unimportant but managed to not only learn the law, but learned how to apply the law.

Casual reminder that Elle Woods used her lawyer skills to save a woman from an abusive relationship and also save another woman from trumped up murder charges and basically what I’m saying is you go, girl, go get ‘em Elle Woods, thank you for this movie.

(Source: fifthharmony)

walter44:

smaug-official:

puvie:

airagorncharda:

ilikefancysocks:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

imanerd-whatofit:

EVERY

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GIRL’S

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CRAZYimage

‘BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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MAN

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God damn it Misha

UNLESS

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THEY’RE

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CRAZY

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'BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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WOMAN

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Asexuals just crazy about the tailoring 

Let’s just agree that suits are fucking awesome, k?

casperskidsister:

u can see exactly where i got bored of drawing the hair // distracted by the graph paper 

casperskidsister:

u can see exactly where i got bored of drawing the hair // distracted by the graph paper 

madnessinthemusic:

does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like

  • "oh is the second season of that out?"
  • "but i need to watch that one too-"
  • "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
  • *stress*

owldude:

lacunamatata:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

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this is the single most intense video i’ve ever witnessed

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. Either way, keep safe, friends. 

alchemyprime:

lifehackable:

More Anti-Rape Hacks Here

Holy shit, Lifehackable posted something useful. 
Except Rohypnol isn’t salty - GHB and other date rape drugs are kinda salty, but Rohypnol isn’t 
Rohypnol is BITTER. If your drink is saltier, it’s GHB, if it’s bitter it’s Rohypnol. 
Either way, keep safe, friends.